Conservative as compared to Karl Marx
Liberal as compared to the Ayatollah Khomeini
Moderate in all views compared to people proclaiming to be conservative or liberal.
Heroes; Ronald Reagan, Everett Dirksen and Herschel Hobbs
Avowed enemies: People who think Hillary clinton would make a fine President.
People who thought Bill Clinton was a fine President.
People who think Jimmy Carter ought to be listened to.
People who have 21 items or more in the 20 or less check out line at Wal- Mart